Hello, my names Mitchell Cooper, I'm 20 years old....and...and...I'm a Facebook addict!
I cant touch a computer without checking my home page. I don't know why, but I cant. Do I need help? Ive tried deleting it, but its impossible.
I deleted my account, but couldn't stand life not knowing what Mike Collins thinks about Robbie Williams' Brit performance....I DON'T EVEN KNOW MIKE...HE ADDED ME!
Even when you delete it...it still knows. I was clean for three months during the summer. I thought it had gone for good...but it never goes away. I clicked the old link on my bookmarks by accident which directed me straight back to my homepage.
"Welcome back Mitchell Cooper."
Smug bastard. It always knew I'd return, enticing me with a new layout.
My addiction started at a young age, 15, just dabbling with the lesser addictive social networking sites...visited Bebo every now and again, just a casual thing. Of course one thing led to another, Myspace was next. Highly addictive, I learnt HTML In less than a day. Those were the glory days. When you could get away with that kind of thing, sit on the computer after school and change your profile picture over and over again...same pose...different angle.
Then my mate got me into the really hard gear, Facebook. None of these namby pamby profile layouts or profile views, Just your straight to the point networking rush.
Its been two years now and I'm still....
Sorry I just got a notification, Stacey Williams "likes" my photo. Ill just comment on it. Wait there...Brb
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